The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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