You don't have asthma, your pregnant
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
We got so high we made milksteak
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
