check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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