Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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