Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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