i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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