he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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