How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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