Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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