There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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