I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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