I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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