why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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