she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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