no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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