I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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