put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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