So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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