Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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