i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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