To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
