Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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