And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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