I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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