i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
Randomize
