Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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