What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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