youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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