She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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