Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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