: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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