I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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