Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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