So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize
