Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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