Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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