Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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