forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I will pee on everything he values.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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