i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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