everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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