I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
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Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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