Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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