Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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