the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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