this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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