also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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