i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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