Dual....:-)
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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