is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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