Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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