real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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