ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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