...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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