Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
