just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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