absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
this boner is exhausting
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
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